Redigerer Portal:Film/Sitat

{{sitat|{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 1|Nice suit. [[John Phillips|John Phillips]]... [[London|London]]? ... I have two myself.  Rumour has it that [[Yasser Arafat|Arafat]] buys his there}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 2|Kom arbeidslyst og treng deg på. Her skal du motstand finne}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 3|Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess, with a very bad man between her thighs... Mum, hi}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 4|Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!}}
{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 5| KLAATU... VERATA... N--... necktie... nectar... nickel... it's an n-word, definitely an n-word...}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 6|You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person. But every once in a while, you can be a real cunt.}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 7|That's easy for you to say, you don't shed on the furniture!}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 8|You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 9|Life is like a box of chocolates,so I'm going to taste a little of each one. }}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 10|I love clothes. I can't control myself. I have a huge fetish for shoes and clothes and make-up. I'm the kind of person who doesn't like to wear things over and over again.}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 11|I guess if the tabloids are going to bring attention to me, they might as well bring it to my boobs.}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 12|You would think my boob had popped out and shot Gandhi! From the way people reacted I thought I'd got it out and choked someone to death with it.}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 13|Jack, stop telling people you're Ozzy Osbourne's son to get into places, you're a fucking loser!}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 14|I'm staggered by the question of what it's like to be a multimilionaire. I always have to remind myself that I am.}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 15|I feel really lucky to have the body I have; I love it!}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 16|We're normal teenagers &mdash; except we travel more and we run a company.}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 17|I always wondered what a fridge full of pudding would look like!}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 18|Yes, that's right, I saw the Terrance and Phillip movie. Now who wants to touch me? I SAID WHO WANTS TO FUCKIN' TOUCH ME?!}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 19|Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 20|A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 21|Heeeeeeeere's Johnny!}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 22|I'd go nude for an [[Oscar]]}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 23|Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 24|I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus... Dickus?}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 25|This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 26|I'm a dishonest man. And a dishonest man, you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. But it's those honest ones you need to look out for.}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 27|Gentlemen, my lady, you will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 28|As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no «I» in team, but there is an «I» in pie. And there's an «i» in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he's talking about.}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 29|My thumbs have gone weird. I'm in the middle of a fucking overdose. My heart's beating like a fucked clock.}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 30|I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 31|The only way to maintain a moderate sum of happiness in this life, is not to worry about the future or regret the past too much.}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 32|Basil Fawlty was an easy character for me. For some reason, portraying a mean uptight incompetent bully comes naturally to me.}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 33|If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 34|I'm trying to find a man to share my life with, but it's not been easy. I'm a 35-year-old woman with two small children!}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 35|I've never set out to make rotten films, but I have, and the straw that broke the camel's back was ''[[Speed 2]]''}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 36|I'm too tall to be a girl, I never had enough dresses to be a lady, I wouldn't call myself a woman. I'd say I'm somewhere between a chick and a broad.}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 37|My favorite part of my body is my brain. I think no matter what my body looks like I won't be satisfied unless I know how to use it.}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 38|My mother always says, I'd rather see you naked than dead.}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 39|Sometimes the things we want most are the hardest to get. That means you need to be even more determined to succeed. That's what it takes to be a winner...I am a winner. You have to want it bad enough to stick with it no matter how tough things get.}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 40|[[New Zealand]] is not a small country but a large village }}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 41|I don't have the luxury of friends.}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 42|Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 43|I'd go nude for an [[Oscar]]}}|{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 1|«[[Hans Gruber]]» &ndash; ''[[Die Hard]]''}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 2|«Solan Gundersen» i ''[[Flåklypa Grand Prix]]''}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 3|«Bridget Jones» i ''[[Bridget Jones' dagbok]]''}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 4|«Jules Winnfield» i ''[[Pulp Fiction]]''}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 5|«Ash» i ''[[Army of Darkness]]''}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 6|«Bill» i ''[[Kill Bill: Volume 2]]''}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 7|«Beast» i ''[[X-Men: The Last Stand]]''}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 8|«Jim» i ''[[American Pie]]''}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 9|[[Drew Barrymore]]}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 10|[[Hilary Duff]]}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 11|[[Lindsay Lohan]]}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 12|[[Tara Reid]]}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 13|[[Kelly Osbourne]] i ''[[The Osbournes]]''}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 14|[[Bruce Willis]]}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 15|[[Charlize Theron]]}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 16|[[Mary-Kate Olsen]]}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 17|«Chester» i ''[[Dude, Where's My Car?]]''}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 18|«[[Eric Cartman]]» i ''[[South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut]]''}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 19|«Wayne Campbell» i ''[[Wayne's World]]''}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 20|«Dr. Hannibal Lecter» i ''[[Nattsvermeren]]''}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 21|«Jack Torrance» i ''[[Ondskapens hotell]]''}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 22|[[Lindsay Lohan]]}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 23|«[[Willy Wonka]]» i ''[[Charlie og sjokoladefabrikken (2005)]]''}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 24|«[[Pontius Pilatus]]» i ''[[Life of Brian]]''}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 25|«Randal Graves» i ''[[Clerks.]]''}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 26|«[[Jack Sparrow]]» i ''[[Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest]]''}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 27|«[[Jack Sparrow]]» i ''[[Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]]''}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 28|«Shaun» i ''[[Shaun of the Dead]]''}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 29|«Marwood» i ''[[Whitnail og jeg]]''}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 30|[[Angelina Jolie]]}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 31|[[Mel Gibson]]}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 32|[[John Cleese]]}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 33|[[John Cleese]]}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 34|[[Nicole Kidman]]}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 35|[[Sandra Bullock]]}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 36|[[Julia Roberts]]}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 37|[[Michelle Rodriguez]]}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 38|[[Julianne Moore]]}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 39|[[Chuck Norris]]}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 40|[[Peter Jackson]]}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 41|«Bruce Wayne» i ''[[Batman Begins]]''}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 42|«[[John McClane]]» i ''[[Die Hard]]''}}{{#ifexpr: ({{CURRENTDAY}}+{{CURRENTMONTH}}) round 0 = 43|[[Lindsay Lohan]]}}}}