Redigerer Tommy Cooper (avsnitt)

== Et utvalg av Coopers vitser ==
* "I slept like a log last night; I woke up in the fireplace".
* "Man walks into a bar. Didn't half hurt. It was an iron bar".
* "I've got the best wife in England; the other one's in Africa".
* "I had a ploughman's lunch the other day; he wasn't half mad".
* "My dog took a big bite out of my knee the other day and a friend of mine said, "Did you put anything on it?  I said, No, he liked it as it was."
* "I think inventions are marvellous, don't you?  Wherever they put a petrol pump they find petrol".
* "I'm on a whisky diet; I've lost three days already".
* "I backed a horse today at 20 to 1. It came in at twenty past four".
* "I was in Margate last year for the summer season. A friend of mine said, "You want to go to Margate, it's good for rheumatism". So I did and I got it."
* "A man walked into the doctor's, he said "I've broke my arm in several places". The doctor said "Well don't go to those places".
* "I went to the nurse the other day and I told her, "My arm hurts whenever I do that" (does arm gesture). She said, "Well, don't do that then".
* "Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.  They charged one and let the other one off".
* "A woman told her doctor, "I've got a bad back." The doctor said, "It's old age." The woman said, "I want a second opinion". The doctor says, "OK. you're ugly as well."
* "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said "Parking Fine". So that was nice.

I [[1961]] hadde Cooper en mindre hit i [[Storbritannia]] med sangen "Don't Jump off the Roof, Dad" på [[Palette Records]]: 'Don't jump off the roof, Dad/You'll make a hole in the yard/Mother's just planted petunias/The weeding and seeding was hard/If you must end it all, Dad/Why don't you give us a break/Just go down to the park, Dad/And then you can jump in the lake.'